I will professionally master your music for commercial release

I am a professional audio producer/engineer. I currently work at Island Def Jam in Manhattan. I have 18 years experience at mixing and mastering. I own a private music studio and I use some of the top rated, industry standard equipment available. For only $5, I will professionally master your song and make it CD or radio ready. Your song is guaranteed to have higher volume and more dynamic range. Service like this can cost around $1000!!!