I will write you the perfect apology letter

Offended someone you care about? And they're ignoring you so you can't speak to them? And you want to text them but you don't know what to say? Never fear, I will write you the perfect apology letter for $5. Whether you've upset your girlfriend, best friend, friend or colleague, I will write a good apology letter/text so they forgive you no doubt! Make sure to give your email address when you order so I can email you the letter, and also tell me what the situation is so I can make your letter/text better!