I will flirt with someone in Dutch

Have you always wanted to chat up that hot Dutch guy/girl, but you’re afraid there’s a language barrier? This is your chance! For $5, I can flirt with someone in Dutch. I could do a youtube video, tweet, Facebook post, Google+, etc. etc. Or I could just translate your flirty message into the closest Dutch equivalent! $5 gets you as many messages as you can think of per recipient (within reason). Examples include, but are not limited to: "Hee, kom je hier vaak?"; "Het deed vast pijn toen je uit de hemel viel." and of course the classic: "Vind je deze doek naar chloroform ruiken?"