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I will write you a trashy fanfic for any ship
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Canada
Ik spreek Engels, Frans, Russisch
Hi! I'm Max, I just graduated from high school and I am a story-teller through and through. I have written narrative works (short stories, novels), poetry (SLAM, epic, etc.), scripts (plays, musicals)...
I will write for you the DIRTIEST most DEPRIVED and FILTHY of fanfics. Any ship, any au. It will be a literary lemon party. It will be monumental. There will be passion and fashion. Ha-chaw and whoopie.
Or you know, I could write some cute romance too, that would be really nice. I mean I know sex sells, but we don't all have to be dirty monsters, do we? Some domestic fluff? Mmmmm. Pining? Heel-turns? Sssllllllooooooowwwww buuuuurrrrrnnnnns? You know you want it.
Most importantly, you better ship me something. I want your favourite otps, your two lil' babies. Your sons. Give me any ship, any au; I'll write you an alphabetical masterpiece.
Concerning underage ships, I limit anything that's illegal (at least in real life practice) based on Canadian law, so go google that ya perv. Otherwise, as long as I am physically capable of writing it, I'll at least try to pen something down for you. Please don't request something that'll make me physically incapable of writing it. Please? I beg of thee. This is for fun.