I will transform your Tinder profile into a swipeable masterpiece

Are you having trouble getting matches on Tinder? Don't worry - I'm here to help!

People on Tinder want ORIGINALITY! It gets boring seeing the same photos and bios over and over again.

Nobody cares that you know how to use Google to find something half-witty to slap on your profile. (I'm looking at you, every single person who is "outdoorsey in that they like drinking on patios!")

Let me help you craft a profile that will grab people's attention without hyping you up so much that they're disappointed when they finally meet you. It's a fine line, but I'm an expert ;)