I will write a customised limerick to any brief

I have a B.A. degree in creative writing, years of experience writing poetry and fiction and a strong passion for words and the use of language.

I can provide original, bespoke, quality limericks written to your specification.

All subject matter considered (within legal and ethical boundaries), from the ridiculous to the sublime, heart-warming to blood-curdling, humourous to sombrous.

Be as detailed in your brief as you wish or just point in a general direction, I can meet your creative needs. Whatever your requirements, limericks are a versatile and utterly unique way of conveying your message for;

• Business promotion
• Product marketing
• Event promotion
• Online content
• Speeches
• Digital and physical greeting cards
• Wall prints
• Art projects
• Personal gifts

The Basic package presents your order in text only, black and white format, but you can customise the limerick presentation and add visual impact by choosing the Standard or Premium packages which offer:

• Background image
• Background colour
• Text format
• Custom design

Professional, friendly, efficient service.

Order your limerick now!

For examples of my work you can visit my Instagram account: @limerick_wood (Rated R/18).