I will be the hardest date your registration page ever gets

Dude, look whatever it is you're selling, sell it to me first.

Because what you've got on your landing page, aka registration page, squeeze page, opt-in page, splash page, I don't care what you call it. I care if it gets someone to act.

Can it get ME to even think about it? ME of all people?

If so, your audience? They're COOKED.

Yeah, before you say, "Wait a minute, who are you?"

I saw that coming from a mile away. Short answer. It's in my profile, go check it out.

Now think of a blind date. You know in the first three seconds if the chemistry is there. 

Some dates you don't want to end, some you're checking your watch before the appetizer's out.

You know what's missing, or you're the reason for it.

And I know, because I've sat through enough bad ones to spot it right away. 

So the table's set for two dates. Ten days for both, no work on your end.

Then we run both. Second date secured? You keep it. Neither one does? 

Tell me what happened, that's not failure, that's information, and it teaches me more.

Sell it to me first, though. Not optional. 

Anyway... that's it, I'm out. PEACE.